lol :)

[17:08] rayray: OMG i love hilarious spam email
[17:09] Sammi: oooo did you find a funny one?
[17:09] rayray: Blister on your dick after different enlarging procedures might be possible, but Penis Enlarge Patch is a vague exception.http://www.tekon.hk/?rwjudfxlsWith Penis Enlarge Patch you can scratch your ankles with your penis.
[17:09] rayray: lmfao
[17:09] Sammi: LOL
[17:09] Sammi: omg
[17:09] Sammi: why would you want to scratch your ankle with your penis?!
[17:09] Sammi: what would be wrong with your hand?
[17:09] rayray: maybe you are a juggler and your hands are busy
[17:09] Sammi: why not use your toes?
[17:10] rayray: i'd probably off myself if i was capable of such a feat
[17:10] rayray: cuz you will NEVER GET LAID if you can KILL SOMEONE with your penis[17:10] rayray: "oops!"
[17:10] Sammi: i know seriously!
[17:11] rayray: like seriously you could use it to tarzan around the jungle and that's just inhuman
[17:13] rayray: wow that was quite the uh
[17:13] rayray: way i phrased that huh
[17:15] Sammi: very visual...very visual
[17:15] rayray: yeah
[17:15] rayray: i'll never shake that one
[17:15] rayray: lol
[17:15] Sammi: lol we will think of it for years to come and be afraid...very very afraid
[17:16] rayray: we will shelter ourselves in fear of the elusive tarzan wang
[17:16] rayray: i'm just gonna stop now lol

laf

|13:36| <+Phoul> ima try out slackware >.>

|13:36| <@kingrayray> cool

|13:36| <+Phoul> And you dont need to kick me in the chest ^_^

|13:36| <+Phoul> Because im not removing ubuntu :D:D

|13:36| <@kingrayray> you sure?

|13:36| <@kingrayray> i'm available for a good chest-kicking today

|13:36| <+Phoul> Well you can if you want too i guess...

|13:36| <+Phoul> *hides*

TERM OF THE WEEK

Chris T.: do you know anyone with the screen name "UAHA 103"

Rayray: no

Rayray: rofl

Chris T.: hm I got back home and checked my messages, they sent me a link to some goatse-esque thing

Chris T.: fuckers

Rayray: lmfao

Rayray: goatse-esque

Rayray: that's the term of the week

Chris T.: well it was not goatse, but it was someone else doing the same thing and it was equally disgusting

Rayray: I gathered as much

Chris T.: correct

eye are see

[04:03] [kingrayray] i have this "relaxation" mp3 that is like, rainforest sounds
[04:03] [kingrayray] animals and shit
[04:03] [kingrayray] but like, if i was in the rainforest
[04:03] [kingrayray] i couldn't relax
[04:03] [kingrayray] something would eat me
.....


killing time, can't sleep yet. i did find another "relaxation" mp3 that is more calming, ocean sounds and those weird drums that jamaican people play. or something. i've got my GNOME setup in Ubuntu all pretty though. screenshot is here.

on an even nerdier note, i've been finding myself quite prosperous on EVE. i went off and joined an antipirate corp and have been learning the ins and outs of PVP combat, and taken down quite a few pirates while doing so. i've got a ton of screenshots from EVE that i update pretty much daily, feel free to check it out.

ohhh. i got a job too. i work at domino's pizza! WOO! hahaha. now i have to learn how to toss a pizza crust and shit apparently. bleh. work in 11 hours, 47 minutes. going to try and sleep now.

lolroflcheez

caught this in #edevelop, hope they dont' mind being quoted ! hehehe

[wtfoo] fork your woman!
[wtfoo] (;
[@raster] wtfoo: that would mean having children
[onefang] They take a heck of a long time to compile.
[@raster] hahah
[wtfoo] lol
[@raster] also kill() has a few nasty consequences
[onefang] lol
[wtfoo] ^^
[@raster] like being sent toa chroot jail
[@raster] :)

It had never occured to me what an absurd combination wasabi and ham was, until JoelTehTroll pointed it out to me. Honest O.O

[@kingrayray] it is a sandwich of the gods
[+JoelTehTroll] No way man.
[+JoelTehTroll] I've had better sandwiches.
[@kingrayray] probably
[@kingrayray] but pot makes anything you're eating the greatest food ever.
[@kingrayray] there's wasabi on my sandwich
[@kingrayray] and ham.
[@kingrayray] and cheese and lettuce.
[+JoelTehTroll] what the fuck is the matter with you?
[+JoelTehTroll] Wasabi and ham?

Ray Miller: I just figured out a way to fuck with people
Ray Miller: invent a sedative
Ray Miller: with amphetamines
Rich: rotf
Ray Miller: so you go zzzz....AAAAAAHFUCKFUCKFUCK....zzzz
Rich: sleep talking is guarenteed
Ray Miller: yeah dude
Rich: lay there passed out hard
Rich: aksudhfas udfbsdfuhbs dvi sbdvl\ijbdsvlsidbv sdv
Ray Miller: snap the fuck awake
Ray Miller: roundhouse kick someone
Ray Miller: pass out
Rich: rotf

Today was quite possibly the most boring day ever, up until this evening. (except I talked to chelsea all day, which made everything ok. :D)

I spent at least four hours reading quotes at bash.org. While hilarious for the most part, it does not exactly make for an interesting, and fulfilling day.

BUT. Around 8pm, I ended up with a copy of Crossover Office 5.0 (Commercial WINE distribution) and a copy of Photoshop 7.0. And guess what? Photoshop runs great! :) AND. I finally saw Revolution OS a great documentary about the history of Open Source and Linux. And now I'm uh.. talking on IRC. Here's an excerpt from tonight's discussion in #ninjapirate: (excerpt == HUGE clip. enjoy!)

<+twisted`> I totally picture myself
<+twisted`> in this big mansion
<+twisted`> and this big ass jacuzi
<+twisted`> and shitloads of pr0n stars
<+twisted`> and got like LCD screens and keyboards that are waterproof next to it
<+twisted`> and IRC everywhere
<+twisted`> w00t

<+htedrom> have you guys seen the unreal 2007 screenshots from e3
<@raster> nuop
<+Inc> nope
<@raster> do they include scantily clad boothbabes?
<+htedrom> they make me want to deficate in my own mouth and fuck my eye out.
<+htedrom> words can't describe

<+boneyfrog> well mail sent asking permision of the darkcurve gtk theme author asking to distribute my patches inside the next blue eyed theme
<@kingrayray> cool dude
<+boneyfrog> and that is the one and only time i dick with gtkrc files like that
<@kingrayray> lmao
<+boneyfrog> was like playing a twitch game were you don't know what the hell your doing and every time you guess wrong you get a low voltage shock across the genitalia
<@kingrayray> HAHA

Ah this client is really useful. I can just quickly paste random little shit!

Rich: you know what blows my mind
Rich: completely
Ray Miller: logorrhea
Rich: rotf
Ray Miller: I love that word
Ray Miller: cause it means exactly what it sounds like
Ray Miller: verbal diarrhea, talking too fuckin much about shit nobody cares about
Rich: haha yeah
Ray Miller: lol, ok your turn
Rich: lol
Rich: the sheer scale of things that don't exist
Rich: like if you take language as an example
Rich: the number of words that exist are fuckin astronomical
Rich: but if you sit there typing randomly all day the number of actual words you spit out is gonna be like 5 - 10% if that
Ray Miller: and if you consider how little ground our language covers, in comparison to all that there must be out there
Ray Miller: universally
Rich: yeah
Rich: like all language all put together
Ray Miller: it's like dude language is fucking inefficient as hell
Rich: that's so much shit
Ray Miller: rofl
Rich: yeah exactly my point
Ray Miller: all this shit to say so little
Rich: and if you sit there going asodg hapiugb adijfvbaeijfbg liahbvih dbvilzdvakljsdhv oaushdbvluisdvailsd vias dv asi dvsa dviasbdvoia sdvi sid v
Rich: it's unlikely you'll ever form a sentence
Ray Miller: yeah
Rich: so it's like wtf existence is just nothin
Rich: like if you look at how much space is taken up by matter
Rich: and how much isn't
Rich: it's obvious which side is more important
Ray Miller: for sure
Ray Miller: rofl
Rich: rotf
Rich: = mind blowing
***Ray Miller nods
Rich: lol

It'd be better

fuzzy woodland creature: I want to see a XNU/GNU system
fuzzy woodland creature: that would be fucking badass
_king.rayray();: rofl
_king.rayray();: what the hell is xnu
fuzzy woodland creature: OSX's kernel
_king.rayray();: oh
_king.rayray();: for sure
fuzzy woodland creature: think about it though
_king.rayray();: darwin's OSS isn't it?
fuzzy woodland creature: you could build full drivers
fuzzy woodland creature: yeah darwin's OSS, XNU's OSS
_king.rayray();: just use mac drivers...?
fuzzy woodland creature: opendarwin.org
_king.rayray();: yeah
fuzzy woodland creature: well
fuzzy woodland creature: mac drivers probably won't support anything other than mac hardware lmfao
_king.rayray();: well I mean
fuzzy woodland creature: it seems like a neat kernel though
fuzzy woodland creature: it's built on mach
fuzzy woodland creature: so it's a microkernel with a freebsd layer
_king.rayray();: dude you know what would be better
fuzzy woodland creature: if hurd didn't suck?
fuzzy woodland creature: yeah
_king.rayray();: having your own mech
fuzzy woodland creature: that'd rock more
fuzzy woodland creature: lol
fuzzy woodland creature: like, huge robot?
_king.rayray();: yeah
_king.rayray();: madcat mkII
fuzzy woodland creature: you are so stoned
_king.rayray();: mechwarrior
_king.rayray();: I'd be like fuck computers I have a mech

A bit of philosophy

Not much to post about today, a bit too stoned to really construct anything interesting. However I have a fantastic quote!

Rich: so i now have an updated philosophy on getting cut
Rich: if it's not life threatening, fuck it

02:47 <@kingrayray> i'm gonna go to bed now
02:48 <@kingrayray> weed's got me sleepy
02:48 <@kingrayray> devilhorns: night dude
02:48 <@kingrayray> twisted`: cya buddy
02:48 <@kingrayray> $EVERYBODY peeeace out
02:48 <@devilhorns> night kingrayray

( and don't worry, my pc's keeping busy )

LOLROFL

Chris Tabor: too bad weed dont grow on trees
Ray Miller: I'd never be sober again
Chris Tabor: lmfao
Ray Miller: I'd go live in the forest
Ray Miller: get baked constantly
Ray Miller: and hunt squirrels hxc
Ray Miller: cause of munchies
Chris Tabor: lmao
Chris Tabor: you'd eat squirrels eh
Ray Miller: id have like
Ray Miller: weed psychosis
Chris Tabor: LOL
Ray Miller: anything would look like potato chips
Chris Tabor: lmfoa
Chris Tabor: so u just start gnawing on squirrels
Ray Miller: yeah
Ray Miller: I'd keep them in a paper bag
Ray Miller: that would have RUFFLES written on it in sharpie